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Go the F#$k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world. With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, this book is perfect for parents new, old, and expectant who want a good laugh and a break from the usual cutesy bedtime stories.
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Give your old car a bit of personality with our “Shitbox Edition” car emblem. Crafted from metal and chrome plate, this eye-catching accessory is perfect for anyone driving a clunker.
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Release your inner artist with our Swear Words Coloring Book! Each page features beautifully hand-drawn renditions of different curse words, including “fuck it”, “cunt”, “dick”, and “bollocks”, that you can bring to life with your own unique style and color.
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Bring humor and personality to your kitchen with laser engraved wooden spoons. These twelve-inch spoons feature cooking-related phrases like “bout to stir up some shit” and make the perfect gift for any cook.
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Have a blast with My Bleeping Family Mad Libs, the adult-themed book that features 21 original stories about relatable family drama. Perfect for a fun night in with friends. Get your copy now!
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Unwind and express your irreverent sense of humor with the “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. This book is filled with beautiful patterns and sassy quips that are sure to keep you entertained and relaxed.
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Looking for a candid and profane book about parenting? Check out our hilarious read, perfect for parents expecting a second child. Beautifully illustrated and definitely not for children!
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Feeling down? Shit’s Fucked: A Positivity Guide is the perfect self-help book for quick tips on improving your mindset and brightening your day. Plus, the book cover is sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Learn how to live a fulfilling life by letting go of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt with The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a Fuck. This inspiring and humorous read will show you how to focus on what truly matters.
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