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The Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is a funny and thought-provoking read for adults that combines actual Bible verses with witty illustrations to encourage critical thinking about the Bible’s impact on our culture. Check it out now.
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Spice up your mealtime with the Pooping Man Condiment Bottle Topper. This humorous add-on features a little man appearing to take a dump on your burger or hotdog. Perfect for lunch with the kids.
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Bring humor and personality to your kitchen with laser engraved wooden spoons. These twelve-inch spoons feature cooking-related phrases like “bout to stir up some shit” and make the perfect gift for any cook.
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Stay entertained all year long with the Zero F*cks Daily Calendar. This hilarious day-to-day calendar features blunt and humorous messages that will keep you laughing and not giving a single you-know-what.
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Show off your love for fast food with these quirky keychains featuring a crunchy fried chicken leg, wing, nugget, and French fry. Choose your favorite and add some personality to your keys.
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Unwind and express your irreverent sense of humor with the “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. This book is filled with beautiful patterns and sassy quips that are sure to keep you entertained and relaxed.
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Use this fun and quirky stitch pattern to discourage guests from engaging in illegal activities like drug use in your home. Learn how to create the “No Cocaine in the Bathroom” Stitch today.
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